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A skunk in a red cap at a loaded barbell, launching off a jet stream of pure protein power. Every lifter on a high-protein diet knows the side effects, and so does everyone in the squat rack next to them. Clear the area before the next set. Printed big on the back, so nobody can say they weren't warned. The tank adds extra ventilation, which everyone around you will appreciate.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.