Oh Look! Another Fitness Expert Muscle Tank

Unsolicited form check incoming.

Every gym has one: the guy who watches your squat from across the room and walks over with advice nobody asked for. This skeleton in a backwards cap and headphones has been studying your form through binoculars for so long that he forgot to train himself. Checking other people's form is his cardio. Printed big on the back, so the next expert reads the warning before he starts talking. The tank gives him more to look at.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.