Don't Fart Muscle Tank

Max effort. Zero leaks.

Every heavy pull comes down to one silent prayer. The bar is loaded, the belt is tight, your face is turning purple, and the whole gym is standing close enough to hear everything. Brace hard, breathe right and, whatever happens, don't fart. Printed big on the back for everyone waiting behind your deadlift. The tank leaves your arms free for the lockout. Your dignity is on its own.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.