Deeper Than Your Ex Crewneck

Below parallel. Every single rep.

Squat depth, obviously. The judge wants the hip crease under the knee, and this banana delivers every time — no half reps, no excuses, no comparing to anyone's past. Whatever else you read into it is between you and your warm-up. Keep the no-rep count at zero.

Eight-ounce heavyweight fleece with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Roomy classic fit. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.