Choose Your Regret Muscle Tank

Three machines. Zero good options.

A rower, a SkiErg and a curved treadmill stand side by side between CHOOSE YOUR and REGRET in heavy distressed letters. Every athlete knows the moment the coach says pick a machine, and every answer is the wrong one. By minute two you regret all three equally. Printed big on the back, so the people behind you can see what's coming. The tank is for the days you had to pick all three.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.