Check Out My Sixpack Muscle Tank

Six-pack loaded. Glaze included.

Six perfect units, evenly spaced and fully visible, just like the magazines promised. Chocolate, strawberry, sprinkles and plain glazed, and every single one was earned. Abs are made in the kitchen, and this kitchen happens to be a bakery. Printed big on the front, so they see the six-pack before you even say hello. The tank shows the six-pack and the arms that carried it home from the bakery.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.