Well... Muscle Tank

Pulled so hard the arms stayed on the bar.

Everybody has that one set. The warm-up felt light, the playlist was perfect, someone was filming, and you decided today was the day. The bar didn't move. Something else did. This skeleton gave it everything and left both forearms on the barbell, and his only comment is the one word your coach never wants to hear. Respect the attempt, leave the ego at the chalk bucket and maybe add five pounds next time instead of fifty. Printed big on the back, so the whole platform knows how the last max attempt went. The tank shows exactly where the arms used to be.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.