Relax, We All Die Muscle Tank

Nobody gets out alive. Take the rest day.

You can track every macro, chase every PR and never miss the 6 a.m. class, and the ending stays exactly the same. So stop panicking about one skipped session. This guy kept his sunglasses on, put his feet up on the bench and let the sunset handle the cardio. The barbell will still be there tomorrow. Might as well enjoy the view between sets. Printed big on the back in full color, so the whole box gets the reminder. The tank keeps it breezy for the beach-gym part.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.