Registered Flex Offender Muscle Tank

Caught flexing in a public place. Again.

Repeat offender. Known to flex in mirrors, car windows and the reflection of the microwave door. Last seen posing in a singlet while frying eggs. Considered harmless, mostly to himself. Printed on the back, so everyone gets a fair warning before he finds the next mirror. The tank leaves the evidence nowhere to hide.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.