Pre-Workout Tee

Warning: tingles, false confidence, and a 45-minute story about your splits.

One scoop promises everything and guarantees nothing — taking pre-workout is not the same as working out. The print says what the label should: consume like it's a pack-a-day habit, train like it's optional. Side effects include itching, ambition, and talking about training instead of doing it.

Heavyweight print on a premium ringspun tee. True to size, built for the floor, printed to order in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.