Life Burpees Death Muscle Tank

Somewhere between life and death, there's a burpee.

Coaches call it a full-body movement. Everyone else calls it a near-death experience you're allowed to scale. Chest to the floor, jump, clap, repeat, until you can't tell which circle you're standing in anymore. Science finally mapped it. Printed big on the back, so the people behind you know exactly where you are in the workout. The tank keeps your arms free to wave for help.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.