Last In, First Out Crewneck

First in, last out? Not this one.

Some people treat the gym like a second job: first through the door, last to rack the plates, a 40-minute warm-up and a podcast about mitochondria. Then there's the rest of us. Walk in when the coffee kicks in, do the work, throw a shaka and leave before anyone asks you to help fold the mats. Same plates, better mood, more time for breakfast. Printed big on the back, so the early birds can read it on your way out.

Eight-ounce heavyweight fleece with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, plus a small No Rep Society badge on the chest. Roomy classic fit. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.