Kinda Fit Sorta Fat Muscle Tank

Built like a powerlifter. Fed like one too.

Somewhere between shredded and comfortable lives a body type that pulls heavy and never skips dessert. The abs exist, they're just in off-season storage. The bar moves, the belly stays, and the belt goes one hole looser every bulk. Printed big on the back in full color, so everyone at the rack knows exactly which program you're running. The tank lets the arms do the talking while the belly takes a rest day.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.