It's Not a Dad Bod Muscle Tank

It's not a dad bod. It's a father figure.

Some bodies are built for the stage, and this one was built for carrying three kids, two car seats and every grocery bag in a single trip. The belly isn't a lack of discipline; it's a sign of seniority. Call it what it is: a father figure. Printed big on the back in bold block letters, so nobody at the gym mistakes it for anything else. The tank shows the arms that carry everyone home.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.