Hitting Maxes Evading Taxes Muscle Tank

Every gain declared. Nothing else.

Some numbers deserve to be shouted across the gym. Others are better kept between you and a very creative accountant. The bar gets loaded to the last plate, the receipts quietly disappear, and the only thing ever getting audited is your squat depth. Printed big on the back, for whoever trains behind you and knows better than to ask questions. The tank keeps the arms fully on the record.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.