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Officially classified as a species.
Every gym has an infestation. This is the field-guide entry. Rattus gymnasius: hypertrophied traps, a lifting belt, a dumbbell in each paw and a tail for balance. Diet: protein, caffeine, carbohydrates. Natural enemies: rest days, cardio, vegetables. Average lifespan: one more set. Most active at dawn and late at night, circles the same equipment and forms colonies known as "the gym community." Recognize the habits? Congratulations. You've been classified.
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