Gym Rat Muscle Tank

Officially classified as a species.

Every gym has an infestation. This is the field-guide entry. Rattus gymnasius: hypertrophied traps, a lifting belt, a dumbbell in each paw and a tail for balance. Diet: protein, caffeine, carbohydrates. Natural enemies: rest days, cardio, vegetables. Average lifespan: one more set. Most active at dawn and late at night, circles the same equipment and forms colonies known as "the gym community." Recognize the habits? Congratulations. You've been classified — and the wide armholes leave room for the traps.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.