Dost Thou Even Hoist Muscle Tank

Hear ye, hear ye: it's leg day.

The oldest question in the gym, translated into the King's English. A knight in full plate armor squats a loaded bar in front of his castle while two dragons breathe fire from the margins, drawn like a page from an illuminated manuscript. Chivalry may be dead. Leg day is not — and unlike the knight, you get to train with your arms out.

Heavyweight print on a 4.2 oz Airlume cotton muscle tank. Crew neck, cutoff sleeves, wide armholes. Freshly printed in the USA.

Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.