Redirecting to The No Rep Society…
Three machines. Zero good options.
A rower, a SkiErg and a curved treadmill stand side by side between CHOOSE YOUR and REGRET in heavy distressed letters. Every athlete knows the moment the coach says pick a machine, and every answer is the wrong one. By minute two you regret all three equally. Printed big on the back, so the people behind you can see what's coming.
Eight-ounce heavyweight fleece with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, plus a small No Rep Society badge on the chest. Roomy classic fit. Freshly printed in the USA.
Take the Joke. Leave the Ego.